Friday, January 25, 2008
You know you're a fag when...
...you spend $175 a ticket just to sit within 30 feet of Dolly Parton. Yes, today Dolly Parton tickets went on sale. Somehow I missed the Presale notice and had to wait until the General Public was allowed to buy. So, at exactly 10:00am I entered my info for 3 tickets. The best available were in the 3rd section up of Nokia Theatre - at the top of the section. OK, so she's only about 5'4" and thin as a rail. All I'd be able to see is hair and boobs - that's not good enough.
I went back to the beginning and saw a little button that said "Silver Package". What's this? Our (Mark and Brian included) seats are in the center section, 3rd row up. I almost wet my pants. Actually, I did a little.
I can't explain what it is about Dolly, but for as long as I can remember I've wanted to meet her. I just wanna sit down and talk. Any woman that says, "If I were born a man I would've been a drag queen" is alright with me. While I won't get to meet her, this is the closest I can get right now.
Love her!!!!
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3 comments:
I'm jealous! And hey, you never know, maybe something will go terribly right and you will get to meet her.
So when's the trip to Dollywood?!
She's such a hoot! Enjoy the show.
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